S.MITH

Mith.
Lying on a fake beach, you'll never get a tan.

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

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Marauders Appreciation Week [5/7] - One Rivalry

The three Black daughters were inseparable as children, but the Wizarding War broke families apart without discrimination. Andromeda’s marriage to a Muggleborn cracked deep fractures in their sisterhood. Bellatrix, the eldest, went mad with the belief that pureblood supremacy must be imposed. Andromeda, the middle sister, tried to put as much distance as possible between herself and the bloodshed. All the while, Narcissa, the youngest, only wanted to keep her family together. As a trio, the Black sisters had intelligence, power, and cunning. Apart, the filthy war would ruin them all. 

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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
Cookies:Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:The sweet release of death.

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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I need to go to sleep.

Sees shelfie:What?! I haven't read any of those.
Looks again:Wait, I've read them all.

Meryl Streep’s Characters on Womanhood

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cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

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zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

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